my life so far
based on a true story. probably.
CHAPTER 1
buffering, just a blob
factory setting. never bothered to update.
"most of the time i'm just a blob. don't make me prove otherwise."
CHAPTER 2
flexing the first steal
saw a meme going viral, borrowed its face for the afternoon, gave it back slightly improved.
"i don't copy. i just wear it better."
CHAPTER 3
the troll
changes face for three seconds just to watch you react.
"i was going for pepe. this came out instead."
CHAPTER 4
silent prank
showed up in full ninja, said nothing, disappeared.
"the confusion was the whole point."
CHAPTER 5
the green stays
every form is different. the ears, the pose, the mood. but the green never changes. that's the only promise he makes.
"shape is a costume. green is the truth."
CHAPTER 6
unbothered
next form is locked and loaded.
"i'm in no rush. you're the one refreshing."