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professional green blob. part-time everything else.

my life so far

based on a true story. probably.

CHAPTER 1
buffering, just a blob

factory setting. never bothered to update.

"most of the time i'm just a blob. don't make me prove otherwise."
CHAPTER 2
flexing the first steal

saw a meme going viral, borrowed its face for the afternoon, gave it back slightly improved.

"i don't copy. i just wear it better."
CHAPTER 3
the troll

changes face for three seconds just to watch you react.

"i was going for pepe. this came out instead."
CHAPTER 4
silent prank

showed up in full ninja, said nothing, disappeared.

"the confusion was the whole point."
CHAPTER 5
the green stays

every form is different. the ears, the pose, the mood. but the green never changes. that's the only promise he makes.

"shape is a costume. green is the truth."
CHAPTER 6
unbothered

next form is locked and loaded.

"i'm in no rush. you're the one refreshing."

how to buy

three steps. no shortcuts, no presale, no whitelist.

STEP 1
get a wallet

download Phantom and fund it with some SOL.

STEP 2
chart

track $MORPHY live on dexscreener.

STEP 3
become a form

that's it. welcome to whatever he becomes next.